Been standing in this phone booth for a while now. I haven’t even called anyone.

Got a cab. Not even going to the right address. I wonder if he knows where the ducks go? #ducks #wheredoyougo

Just checked into a hotel. This place is filled with perverts that don’t even close the blinds. #perverts #screwballs

Couldn’t even get a cocktail date. #goddam

My face hurts where Stradlater hit me from the cold. #goddamn

The woman sitting next to me recognized my Pencey sticker. #PenceyPrep #goddamn #phonies

I’m really shooting the bull with this one. #PenceyPrep

Turns out it was old Ernie’s mom. 

Went to see Ackley kid. The blood on my face scared the hell out of him. #ackleykid

@Ackley you’re a goddamn prince, you really are. #ackleykid #prince

Said goodbye to everyone. I’m leaving. #PenceyPrep #goodbye 

You asked me to write you a goddamn essay. I did. @WardStradlater

I tore up the essay I wrote for Stradlater…. #pissed #stradlater #roommate

Bloody nose. Don’t think I’ll wash my face yet. #pissed #stradlater #goddamn

This makes me look tough as hell #stradlater 

Goddamn “steak” dinner. They only give this to us because our parents come tomorrow and we can tell them we had steak for dinner. #phonies #shitty

Just got down horsing around in the snow like a child. #fun #childish

Getting ready to go to the movies. Hurry the hell up @Ackley #ackleykid

Mal and Ackely already saw the goddamn movies. Going to get burgers instead. #ackleykid #burgers #pinball

You used to keep all your kings in the back row. Do you still? @JaneGallagher #checkers #neighbors
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Writing Stradlaters homework while he’s on a date with my old neighbor. #boring

Only good part of this morning was @EdgarMarsalla. #inthechapel #goodtiming
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Wearing my new red hunting and reading Out of Africa. #wrongbook
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You’ve picked up that picture 5,000 times @Ackley kid. #AckleyKid
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Cut you’re nails over the table, willya @Ackley Kid? #gross #AckleyKid

Lifes a game my ass. A game where the phonies are the only ones with something to play for. #phonyMr.Thurmer #lifesagame
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Goddamn lectures, the smell of vicks nose drops, and old men in pajamas. #Mr.Spencer #notoverhisgrippe

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Goddamn Egyptians.

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Lost the goddamn fencing equipment. Stood next to the crazy cannon. Had a chat with Old Spencer who has a grippe. #frozetodeath #Phonypeople
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Freezing my ass off. Someone stole my camel hair coat with my goddamn gloves in the pocket. #crooks #goddamnphonies
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The Secret Goldfish kills me. It’s my favorite book that my brother wrote it when he was home, but now he works in Hollywood. #TheSecretGoldfish
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What’s with the goddamn horse on the school ad? I’ve never even seen a horse here. #goddamn #PenceyPrep